OH SNAP!
Winter Wonderland

Our favorite Jersey salesman is back for another round, this time with a bit of holiday spirit.

VIDEO
Trailer Park Boys

If you've got a few days to kill, and you don't mind a little bit of lowbrow humor, the Trailer Park Boys USA site has every single episode from every season available on their site.

COOL
Clearification 4

Part 4 of the popular "Clearification" series has been released. In this episode, Demetri undergoes rigorous testing at The Institute for Advanced Personhood.

GAMING
Tii Shirt

Do you fear the broken wiimote strap? Let people people know with this clever shirt.

OWNED
Bee Carnage

"I am visiting my family in Florida for the holidays. I was chillin at my sister's house when we looked out back and noticed a swarm of honeybees congregating on their swingset."

GEEKS!
What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex

"Ever since the movie of the book Fellowship of the Ring came out, there seem to be two popular ideas about Elves' sex lives. Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is. Tolkien's history of Middle-Earth provides us with some information about elvish sex lives. I collected these originally as a fic-writing reference."

COOL
Crawlspace Exploration

Next time you decide to take a break from the rigors of urban exploration, you should look around in your own crawl space, you might find Jesus (or a teapot) there.

WTF
Treasure Chests

Manipulating photos has been around long before the ol' Photoshop, as evidenced by this 1967 book full of manipulated breasts.

CLASSIC
Fazed Christmas Carol

The other day at work, I had my buddy get his camcorder and make a music video of me singing a Christmas carol. I hope all of you enjoy it, and I wish you a very Merry Christmas (or other religious holiday of equal value).

FYI
ATM Theft

The images are rather dated, so I'm not sure how much of an issue this is anymore. It seems that at one time, this is one of the clever ways people got their ATM cards stolen while giving up their PIN number to the thief.

FUN
NORAD Santa

The friendly folks at, eh, NORAD are tracking Santa. Hopefully nobody shoots a missile at him.

GAMING
Street Fighter: The Later Years (Part 3)

Vega, E. Honda and Blanka, oh my!

COOL
Jet Man

With a wing, a few kerosene-powered engines, and a giant set of balls, you can fly like a bird... or a maniac.

COOL
Giant Squidz!

Scientists in Japan captured a 24 foot giant squid, and for the first time got the whole event on video. Of course, the video is nowhere to be found, yet, but at least one picture of the monster has made its way to the Internet.

Update: Pointed the link to CNN which DOES have the video.

Update: Unrelated to this post. My Internet access is mostly unavailable due to holiday lameness, I'll get back to posting tomorrow. -Adam

OWNED
Donald vs. Rosie

Donald Trump generated five of the best minutes on television by openly blasting Rosie O'Donnell. Here comes the lawsuit...