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Jolene Blalock under the tree for Christmas? Yes plz.
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Jolene Blalock under the tree for Christmas? Yes plz.
The white trash Christmas song, complete with flash animation. Takes a while to load.
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Unholy influence on thinking -
tale of evil control over "good" -
sorcery to defeat beast -
gaiaism (talking trees), repeatedly -
psychic premonitions and possessions, repeatedly -
"all-knowing wizard" -
unholy apparitions -
the "undead" terrorizing others -
mockery of the Transformation -
sorcery to defend -
sorcery to do battle with evil beast -
resurrection, mockery of the Transformation -
casting out demon -
miraculous reverse aging -
creatures claiming immorality -
crystal ball sorcery -
foretelling future -
demon possession."
I'm not making fun of anybody. That is all.
"The two towers is homo slang for erect hobbit penises!"
Tis the season to tell your family, friends, and everybody else you know who just figured out how to use email to "piss off." I'm not normally into online greeting cards, but this one definitely does the trick.
"I'm not sure if she was trying to do a full fledged line of masturbating pipe cleaner men before she died, but its nice to see that her dreams were big."
This was posted forever ago, but is nice to revisit now and then. The ultimate Internet clock.
Article on the making of the LOTR The Two Towers fight scene at Helm's Deep.
Repeat of the old ABC flash video from back in the day. You are a sneaky sneak!
Am I naked?
I Didn't Mean To Lead You On By Fucking You.
I have no idea what any of this is, but there's a lot of stuff to click on, and it looks kind of neat. That's the whole meaning of the Internet anyway, right?
You've gotta love a site called "soloose.com." I, uh, probably shouldn't say anything else. So anyway, the video has some nudity in it. I'm pretty sure this is Spanky's ideal woman.
We drink more beers than Norm on Cheers. Repeat? Name that beer bottle.
I usually don't link blogs, but this one is often an interesting read. I know for a fact some of you are blog addicts, so for those 3 people, here you go. Stay tuned for more boobies and animal pr0n real soon.
Hey, it's Sunday afternoon and I haven't used the logs tag in forever. Behold as our very own MikeM is attacked by a bot, posing as a hot woman. This is what happens when IRC scripters realize there's money in porn.
Fo shizzle my whizzle, wiggaz.com, yo!
Famous boobies? yes plz
The Al Queda training manual, by way of the U.S. Department of Justice.
"This week, I was sending a package to St. Petersburg, Florida and started thinking about how FedEx gives minute by minute tracking information. I began wondering how far a letter addressed to Santa would travel. Would make it out of Michigan? Would it make it all the way? Who would sign for it if I requested a delivery signature? Inquiring minds want to know!" Includes link to FedEx tracking information.
When llamas go bad, the most idiotic thing I've ever posted.
Camel Toe The Movie: DEFINITELY not safe for work. I had to use the boobies tag because I don't have a camel toe tag... yet. Be sure you've got the volume on for this one.
From the Edinburgh International Film Festival: Boxman, a short but cool flash movie.
Here's a VERY good story about a guy who sold his laptop on eBay and got completely ripped off. He turned to the Internet community and even had people taking pictures of the guy's house so he knew what to expect when he showed up to beat the dude down. A great read, going into the weekend.
They went too far, they broke all the rules, Santa's Elves like you've never seen them before. And now you get to kill all the mother bitches Hitman style.
Old school scatman flash video that will make you wish you had your 4 minutes back.
The nopi swimsuit contest. Should be safe for work.
The tesseract is a 4-dimensional cube. Click and drag your pointing device on the wireframe model to rotate it in 4-dimensional space. You will see it projected into 2-dimensional space, but you can see the tesseract from all directions in 4-dimensional space.
A tad bit funny. A tad bit bastardly. Then the asshats chime in and pull it down.
Yay. A Star Wars-themed spoof on the Apple switch campaign.