I need to catch up with these submissions! For those of you that missed it, Link has been confirmed as a secret character in the Game Cube version of Soul Caliber 2. Nintendo > *
It answers all questions. Fortunately, I already asked the important one...
Human: Do you spit or swallow?
G. Bot: I do not have any digestive functions.
By: Spanky | Jan 21st, 2003 (12:48 AM) | Thanks: Stickylipps
OMG this is the one of the hottest pictures I've ever seen... [Note: this was the actual link submitted]
By: Spanky | Jan 21st, 2003 (12:09 AM) | Thanks: HotLiLShortie
Ever wondered how your computer keeps itself entertained while you're away?
I think I'm gonna vomit.
By: SpunOne | Jan 20th, 2003 (9:31 PM) | Thanks: F a t T r e v
The Dustin Diamond homepage. You'll want to check out the guestbook.
Hollywood: still out of ideas? How about another black-guy-meets-white-guy comedy?
Color Vision Deficiency Test
King Kong Mega Maya Maya Penny
David Hasselhoff - Master of Legends: Please think of your own word to describe Mr. Knight.
The Star Trek language database.
y hello thar! buttsekz?
By: SpunOne | Jan 20th, 2003 (8:53 PM)
The Dumbass Database
By: SpunOne | Jan 20th, 2003 (8:02 PM) | Thanks: KansasPuterGeek
Would you like to touch my wood?
By: SpunOne | Jan 20th, 2003 (7:46 PM)
Furniture Porn: It's been a while since we've seen this one.
OMG, it hurts... IT HURTS!
PS3 coming in 2K5: "This finely crafted chunk of silicon will contain multiple chips within a single unit, and will be able to perform in excess of one trillion mathematical calculations a second. Put into perspective, that makes it approximately 100 times more powerful than a 2.5 GHz Pentium 4 CPU!"
In other news, Nintendo is officially pwned...
FAZED is entertaining submissions for a possible "Girls of FAZED" 2004 calendar. The calendar will not feature nudes, and models will not be paid, but will receive a free calendar and framable print of their photograph. Submissions or questions should be mailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Alex Leigh is coordinating and photographing the calendar and you can view his portfolio here. Submissions should include eye/hair color, location (city) and a photograph, preferably full body.
By: SpunOne | Jan 19th, 2003 (10:24 PM)
Engrish t-shirts including: "I HATE MY LIFE. Every day I polish my revolver and I shoot my head. Like a rock star."
By: Jory | Jan 19th, 2003 (6:07 PM)
And another page dedicated to wet t-shirts.
By: Jory | Jan 19th, 2003 (5:41 PM) | 18+
The ever popular collection of t-shirts for geeks on thinkgeek.com.
By: Jory | Jan 19th, 2003 (12:30 PM)
T-shirts that suck.
T-shirt day! These ones are for the artsy type.
By: Jory | Jan 19th, 2003 (12:21 PM)
More cool t-shirts, albeit a little less politically correct.
By: Jory | Jan 19th, 2003 (12:15 PM) | Thanks: Videodrome
Without a doubt the coolest t-shirts I've ever seen, all from the 80's including but not limited to: Pac-man, Gary Coleman, ThunderCats, Transformers, Dukes of Hazzard, Rocky and many many more.
By: Jory | Jan 19th, 2003 (1:19 AM)
As if Internet people weren't pathetic enough. Now, you can interact in a fake graphical world while chatting with Natasha19F and masturbating furiously.
By: SpunOne | Jan 18th, 2003 (8:52 PM)
Steven Hawking vs. Flash Flash Revolution
By: SpunOne | Jan 18th, 2003 (8:49 PM) | Thanks: bonzaibathtoy
Choose your own striptease adventure.
By: Spanky | Jan 18th, 2003 (4:59 PM) | 18+
Funky Brazilian music composer.