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Someone Clean This Jerk
Weight lifter just...just starts puking all over himself, but he refuses to stop lifting. (And yes, I know it's a dead lift, not a clean and jerk.)
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CANDY. CORN. OREOS.
Candy corn is a very divisive issue. I'm firmly on the side that it's No Good. I'd appreciate any real reviews on the Oreos in the comments. These reviews all seem a little favorable.
By: effeminateSWANK | Sep 17th, 2012 (12:29 AM) | Thanks: suntoad
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PeepSize Me
Man eats nothing but Easter candy for three days. Funny (and slightly nauseating).
By: Bubba | Apr 10th, 2012 (5:32 PM) | Thanks: phonepimp
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They Want A Show? I'll Give 'Em A Show!
Hax Polanski really knows how to bring the best out of his actors. Watch as his star gets into character, struts his stuff for a bit, and then DELIVERS! Here at Fazed, critics are already talking Oscar!
(At 1:05 magic happens.)
By: Spanky | Oct 25th, 2011 (3:27 PM) | Thanks: S C R U M S
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Everyone's a Critic
Jingle Punks Hipster Orchestra performs a cover of Nirvana's "In Bloom" and a dog gives his review.
By: Bubba | Sep 15th, 2011 (1:40 AM) | Thanks: nawyecky
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Everything's Poopy in Texas
Dillo Dirt is a manure manufactured by the city of Austin, TX made from the city's human sewage and curbside compost pickup.
I had to double check with the City of Austin's website to make sure this was real.
Pro tip: Don't go rolling around the mud at Austin's Zilker Park.
By: effeminateSWANK | Jan 31st, 2011 (11:17 PM) | Thanks: Sepharo
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The Cycle of Life after Death
In late November, a moose was severely injured when struck by a car on an unfenced section of highway in Banff National Park. Resource Conservation Officers were forced to put the moose down in a secluded area. A few days later, we set up a remote camera to see what type of activity carcasses can attract. Although a large portion of the moose had already been consumed (likely by wolves), we still captured some great images of life after death in the eight days that followed.
By: effeminateSWANK | Jan 11th, 2011 (12:53 AM)
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Awww, Jell-No
Jell-O should NEVER be made with chunks of meat.
By: Bubba | Jul 2nd, 2010 (10:55 PM)
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Spiral Cut
Not for the squemish. Cannot unsee.
I linked to the Reddit to give yourself a chance prior to jumping straight in to the image itself. Read the comments, check out the image of the airplane to prepare yourself, and decide if you really want to see this. Just remember to unplug the paper shredder before you work on it. Please?
By: Bubba | Jun 28th, 2010 (11:33 PM) | Thanks: blam
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Mess With the Bull, You Get the Horn
Julio Aparicio, one of Spain's most famous matadors, was gored in the throat on May 22nd during a bullfight. The horrific injury has left him in critical condition. Amazingly, shockingly graphic video included. You've been warned.
By: Bubba | May 22nd, 2010 (11:03 PM) | Thanks: OberonFox
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Dinner is...Just WRONG
Humans are like goats. We'll eat any damned thing. Just ask the people who make PowerBars.
In fact, you'll find foods in this world that don't even seem possible. Not just that they could exist, but that people would actually stick this stuff in their mouths without a gun to their head.
We've found six dishes that seemed to have sprung from Satan's own cookbook.
By: Bubba | Oct 29th, 2009 (8:10 PM) | Thanks: OhAces
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Beep! Beep!
Joe Gibbs Racing driver Brad Coleman was testing a Gibbs NASCAR Sprint Cup Series car at Toyota Arizona Proving Grounds earlier this week and came onto the radio and told his crew something rather unusual...
By: Bubba | Aug 11th, 2009 (11:00 AM) | Thanks: tadpole
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A Cyst, A Scalpel, And Lots of Beer!
If you squeeze a cyst long enough, an iguana pops out.
By: SpunOne | Jul 28th, 2009 (9:53 PM)
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Finger Trap
Really big magnets can ruin your day. Easy with this one, it's not pretty.
By: SpunOne | Feb 19th, 2009 (12:57 AM)
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Oh Baby!
Babies after birth expressions
By: Supernipchick | Jan 10th, 2009 (9:40 AM) | Thanks: flookers
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It's Naht a Toomah
Woman went to the doctor complaining of headaches and was told she had a brain tumor...what the doctor found on the surgery table, however, was NOT a tumor.
I have been washing my hands all day.
By: Bubba | Nov 25th, 2008 (2:02 AM) | Thanks: BBWDave
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Call Merry Maids, Stat!
At least she has that bottle of Febreeze by the ironing board.
By: Bubba | Sep 21st, 2008 (2:29 PM) | Thanks: gerf
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Un-Bearable
For all the flack the show has gotten about faking situations, Man vs. Wild's Bear Grylls isn't faking this one.
In the beginning, he eats a smaller one and I thought, "Oh, that's not too bad," but apparently he was still REALLY hungry.
By: Bubba | Aug 29th, 2008 (8:21 PM) | Thanks: BBWDave
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Sqeeze it, Roll it, See What Comes Out.
At first glance, this site seems pretty innocuous. Do a little digging, however, and you're likely to vomit your morning coffee all over your computer.
By: ladyalthea | Jun 8th, 2008 (9:05 AM) | Thanks: Fat Elvis
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Maybe Everything Isn't Better With Bacon
Look, I know it's bordering on blasphemy, but even when bacon is involved, certain combinations just don't seem to lend themselves to a sexy taste explosion in your mouth. "Bacon" and "Mint", for example.
By: Bubba | Jan 29th, 2008 (4:57 PM)
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In Your Face
I feel kind of bad that I am laughing so hard, but I guess this proves that air-sick bags don't work when the pilot is doing certain maneuvers. At .09, watch her try to get away in mid air.
By: Bubba | Dec 5th, 2007 (5:23 PM) | Thanks: m16huny
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Reactions
While I will never EVER link directly to the actual video, no matter how many of you disgusting people try to submit it (and plenty of you have), I will be happy to link to this page. Along the lines of "My First Goatse.cx", here's a collection of videos showcasing the (often hilarious) reactions of people watching the 2girls1cup video for the first time. (Banners, adds, URL, language may be NSFW.)
(Seriously. If you've never seen the video in question, I really think you can manage to go your entire life without doing so, but if these reactions aren't enough to convince you that you do NOT to watch it, there's a link to it at the top of the page. Really, though. Don't.)
By: Bubba | Oct 25th, 2007 (5:26 PM) | Thanks: malicious
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Remember the Cat Untangling the Earphone Cord Video?
This marvel of the modern world swallows 40 feet of dental floss and ties the other end to a tooth.
Two days later? Yeah. You guessed it. (Gross Tag applied for a fairly obvious reason. May be slightly NSFW, as well.)
By: Bubba | Oct 4th, 2007 (1:21 AM) | Thanks: Vegeta
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Peepee, the Choice of a New Generation
This is a revenge-prank for some other prank involving a dead bird, from what it sounds like. Nicely planned, beautifully executed. (Remind me never to prank this guy. Ever.)
By: Bubba | Sep 1st, 2007 (9:32 PM) | Thanks: Undulator
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Squirrel Melts! (?)
I wonder if the poached squirrel was a poached squirrel?
By: Bubba | Aug 21st, 2007 (5:47 PM) | Thanks: overzero
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Why don't people go to the doctor?
Dude got bit by a spider and it swelled up to the size of a golf ball over the course of a few days. What follows next will spoil your dinner...for life. (The Gross tag has been applied for a reason. All 937 of you that submitted this are twisted.)
By: Bubba | Aug 8th, 2007 (10:14 PM) | Thanks: dray
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Home Cyst Removal
We don't mess around with the gross tag around here. This one is unreal.
By: SpunOne | Jul 23rd, 2007 (11:39 PM) | Thanks: lateed
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Worms Inside
The fact that the worms are tiny hardly makes this any easier to stomach.
