Beer Launcher









Any old fridge can keep your beer cold, but a really special one will toss you the beer as well.
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pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (8:59 AM)
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ok, yeah thats sweet. 
Cambot
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (9:00 AM)
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Nice aparment. 
cpt murphy - it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (9:11 AM)
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but will it catch on? 
PaleRider
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (9:14 AM)
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mmm... frothy. 
Polishwonder74
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (9:17 AM)
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Welp. . . I need one. Stat.

I'd LOVE to have my beers tossed to me so that I don't miss one heart-throbbing second of Grey's Anatomy just to grab a beer.

This thing deservs a nobel prize and I'm not even CLOSE to kidding. 
Lost July
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (9:25 AM)
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"No offense mom but that was pretty cool." --Lisa Simpson 
XSLUMLORDX is like Slumlord, but with two great big kisses!
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (9:33 AM)
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I have never been more proud to be a mechanical engineer and an American than at this moment. 
mattrmcg isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (9:35 AM)
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Wow, reminded me of the intro for Back To The Future 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (9:38 AM)
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That man is about to pay off his college loans.

... but is the thing strong enough to lift a beer that's not so Lite? Bwahahaha...

Seriously though. If this thing can learn to throw real beer, he can make a fortune. 
MeatPopsicle is not human
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:00 AM)
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arothman said:

That man is about to pay off his college loans.

... but is the thing strong enough to lift a beer that's not so Lite? Bwahahaha...

Seriously though. If this thing can learn to throw real beer, he can make a fortune.


Get back to me when it can tell where you're at and it can throw it by itself without you having to aim it. Nothing says lawsuit then a drunk guy throwing a beer through his tv 
dANFLURRY is afk
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:04 AM)
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I'll take ten.

Although I drink beer from bottles, not cans.

Call me when I can get a bottle launcher fridge. 
dANFLURRY is afk
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:09 AM)
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Seriously though. If this thing can learn to throw real beer, he can make a fortune.


LOL. 
atarilogic analogue controls since 1976
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:16 AM)
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"Hey, turn up the game, I'm getting ready to have a beer launched at me, bruh!" 
WonkerSmack is making penis statue with vegitable
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:20 AM)
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Hooray for mechanical engineering, what a glorious device.

Buuut miller lite? Come on. Aim that thing at an open window and let 'em fly. 
Embroisured
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:25 AM)
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Seems kinda dangerous imo... but still badass 
sxs2289
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:29 AM)
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Welp. . . I need one. Stat.

I'd LOVE to have my beers tossed to me so that I don't miss one heart-throbbing second of Grey's Anatomy just to grab a beer.

This thing deservs a nobel prize and I'm not even CLOSE to kidding.
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I just can't take that seriously. Damn Pollock... 
Miser
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:53 AM)
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Yeah, or we could just put the fridge closer to the couch... 
Zir - you'll like how it sounds, but you'll love how it feels
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:54 AM)
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I think launching the beer is far cooler than simply moving the fridge.

Plus, moving the fridge involves effort. Being thrown a beer involves much less effort. 
dANFLURRY is afk
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (10:56 AM)
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Making a beer launcher requires effort.

Although it's SOOOOOOOOOO COOOL. 
haxor M AX is not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with him
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (11:45 AM)
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I made something like this once, the RU486 launcher.... it never caught on. :/ 
i244
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (11:48 AM)
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only two problems.

#1) the guy is using crappy beer in his demonstration (miller lite) yuck!

#2) wouldnt the beer gush out all over the place when you open it after being thrown. (kinda like what happens after you shake a beer can) 
DREW ALMIGHTY knows your type
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (11:57 AM)
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MeatPopsicle said:

Get back to me when it can tell where you're at and it can throw it by itself without you having to aim it. Nothing says lawsuit then a drunk guy throwing a beer through his tv


You aim the thing via remote....how much lazier can you get man? 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (12:00 PM)
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The ultimate TV destruction machine = drunken man + beer launcher + wii-mote 
chapel
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (12:28 PM)
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this is EXACTLY the reason i was applying to live in the IEP Engineering dorm at URI 
blipblop drives at 30mph in the fast lane
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (12:29 PM)
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that is teh awesome. And about the shaking up the beer... its freaking remote controlled. launch one at yourself as soon as you get half done with one. it'll settle down in time 
Bunker built Danny Carey. 43 times.
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (12:59 PM)
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awesome idea, but i think vacuum tubes (like at bank drive up atms) would be even sweeter.

since this is along the same idea... has anyone made a kegerator? 
DarkAss approaches from the north
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:00 PM)
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It's....beautiful... 
Mudmonkey works hard for his shiny coat
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:05 PM)
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Machine make beer come to Mongo. Mongo like. 
daronb is smarter than Matt Damon and better looking than Stephen Hawking
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:09 PM)
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Fucking lite beer. The guy is obviously a loser with spare time on his hands to create this. 
pillowFrog
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:12 PM)
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COOL? nope, GEEKS! 
n01r is back in black
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:22 PM)
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Not really a fan of beer, but I would love one of those just to launch cans
at unsuspecting guests. 
lateknightucd is the one who shows up when you call 911... be afraid!
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:28 PM)
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Nice "no look" catch by the way... 
Kilroypollux
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:31 PM)
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I thought that this thing throws beer not swill.

This would be great to have on your padio and as you are mowing the lawn it fires a cool one at ya. What is the range on this thing? 
washingtonyobo yes homo
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:45 PM)
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one step closer to making women obsolete 
argon777 claims prima nocta
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:49 PM)
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^^winn4r

Wow, I had to pause for a second. I was laughing so hard I couldn't type. 
scolen2 - reality is God's imagination
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (1:51 PM)
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Give that guy a Oscar.. i mean a peace prise 
dANFLURRY is afk
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (2:09 PM)
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Have any of you stopped to consider that he bought the lite beer to test the thing with? It would suck to buy a good beer and then have them all blow up after hitting a wall.

Test it with Miller Lite.

Use it with...wait...what good beer comes in a can? 
DJDodds shouts "hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (2:13 PM)
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Where is the part where we get to see the beer explode in his face? 
zedsded
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (2:14 PM)
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danflurry said:

Use it with...wait...what good beer comes in a can?

Old Speckled Hen. 
vonnieda
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (2:25 PM)
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Bunker said:

awesome idea, but i think vacuum tubes (like at bank drive up atms) would be even sweeter.

since this is along the same idea... has anyone made a kegerator?


I have:
http://www.vonnieda.org/blogdetail.jsp?id=805 
piffs
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (2:30 PM)
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does it toss whores too? 'cause that's the only way that guy is ever getting laid... 
Polishwonder74
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (2:53 PM)
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sxs2289 said:

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I just can't take that seriously. Damn Pollock...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm 
PJY04
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (2:55 PM)
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That guy is getting laid... LOL not really 
MatchstickMan - sarcasm is an art, therefore I am an artist
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (3:09 PM)
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If I had to buy a beer launcher, the first thing I would aim it at is my wifes head. She should be getting me the beer instead of a machine! 
PyroMonkey throws flaming bags of poo
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (3:42 PM)
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I just find it funny that you dont see him open it.

pssst, I think he knows something..... 
nigeman is not pronounced like you think it is
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (3:46 PM)
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Good comercialisation potential. For disabled people this would be of particular benefit. 
JakeLL
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (3:47 PM)
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Anyone else really hope there is an outtake of one of those hitting him in the face? There has to be at least one... 
gypsypm5k is related to you on your real dad's side
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (3:54 PM)
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i thought for sure his face was gonna be wrecked, the way the cans were punching through the cardboard on the 'target'. either way, that shit isn't drinkable for like 10 minutes with all that shaking. 
The Kitner Boy - let the Reader's Digest cry... little condensed tears
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (4:21 PM)
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I was expecting more of a Beerzooka. SHOTGUN! 
WonkerSmack is making penis statue with vegitable
 
Feb 26th, 2007 (4:42 PM)
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danflurry said:

Use it with...wait...what good beer comes in a can?


Yuengling comes in the canned variety... 
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