golf fap. 

Surprisingly? 

I will masturbate to this! 

stankel said:

golf fap.

ohhh, fucking gold +1 

fapfapfapfapfap..

Oh.. sorry.. Is it over already?

*hits play again*

fapfapfapfapfapfap....... 

For the ladies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVCGGGoCQPw

If you're bored, it's at least pretty good at 2:30... 

It's the Barry White that sells it.

I bet it's not quite as good with Yakety Sax or Dueling Banjos. 

yes 

Man is that bar empty. 

Lovely bouncy hair. 

Very well synced. 

she has huge....tracks of land! 

It's the Barry White that sells it.

Seconded. 

with a girl like that you could play a video of her cooking set to barry white in slow motion and it'd still be hot. 

Woah now... Frontpage this immediately. 

That was such a quality video... the slow motion throughout was great, but keeping the slow motion up with the walk at the end and the music fading out... it was beautiful, in a, "this girl is really hot" kind of way. But definitely, music was all it. 

i think it could have been better if right at the end the guy cranked up the speed and sent her flying ass-over-teakettle. but thats just me 

OhSnapDragons said:

i think it could have been better if right at the end the guy cranked up the speed and sent her flying ass-over-teakettle. but thats just me

i lawled 

BadTyers said:

she has huge....tracts of land!

Fixed it. 

i kept watching, and her boobs kept not flopping out

that makes me angry 

I think it's her playing with her hair that does it.. 

ill stick to porn 

Identity One said:

I think it's her playing with her hair that does it..

Seconded 

i was mildly disappointed, i must say. now, truthfully i didn't read the tag, or the description really, so it is my fault. but i , too, wanted some ass-over-teakettle action. Barry, and the fact that she was an attractive girl, did make up for it though

though i am glad to discover that other people know this term as well 

I'd wear a saddle if she wanted to ride me. 

well i've found my costume for next halloween...a mechanical bull 

uhh, did that bull have a rectum?? 

JDHannan said:

rectum??

DAMN NEAR KILLED EM! 

where's the penetration 

There's something surprisingly UNsurprisingly hot about a girl on a mechanical bull in slow-motion, set to Barry White.

 

needs some whale tail 

Last year a dear friend "treated" me to a Big & Rich concert he had free tickets for. The only enjoyable part of the show was during one song when they showed girls riding mechanical bulls on some humongous video screens, in glorious slow-mo. This video is fantastic, as there are no Big & Rich fans in my apartment to spoil this experience. Plus, Barry White songs make me want to create, rather than destroy, humanity.

As for the whole ass over teakettle thing, I can't wait for Bully White 2! 

I want to be her underwear. 

b stabby said:

DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!

haha. but no, -1. :/ 

I REALLY wanted to see her fly off. Riding the bull is AWESOME fun, try it if you ever get a chance and are medically able to.

She didn't fall :( 

b stabby said:

DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!

+1 point back. I don't know why someone would take a point for that! I lol'd a little 

-1 again for stabby, -2 for haccubus >:] 

satchel said:

with a girl like that you could play a video of her cooking set to barry white in slow motion and it'd still be hot.

QFT: that chick reading the phonebook would be smoking. 

There's something surprisingly about a hot girl on a mechanical bull in slow-motion, set to Barry White. 

and for all you Beasteality aficionados: There's something suprisingly hot about a mechanical bull in slow motion, set to Barry White... 

what barry white song is that? 

haha how dare you -1 point for that 

Genius.

+1 For the rectum. It made me think of Groucho.

Mmmmm. 

Oh the controversy!

solocommand said:

haha. but no, -1. :/

Haccubus said:

+1 point back. I don't know why someone would take a point for that! I lol'd a little

Yoweigh said:

-1 again for stabby, -2 for haccubus >:]

Numentheking said:

Genius.

+1 For the rectum. It made me think of Groucho.

Mmmmm.

And the tally is: I broke even but Haccubus is -2. Colateral damage, sorry buddy but thank you for your support! 

if only she was a fatty 

drowsy696 said:

if only she was a fatty

youtube's got you covered, buddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwdy07lInrI&mode=related&search= 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FZ0mGssz_I
elvis midget on bull

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIaEUolvTQ
fatty on bull ewwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3afBGmsQlI
fatty on bull lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfhj_cLB8_4
fatty on bull gay 

OMG - That was beautifully done. I'd hit it with all your dicks...but mine first. Golden. 

I thought of a Syban, and now I have to change my shorts. 

satchel said:

with a girl like that you could play a video of her cooking set to barry white in slow motion and it'd still be hot.

hah! True and hilarious.