Alien Parasites









Hairworms are a parasite that infect grasshoppers, and "reprogram" their brains causing them to make a suicidal dive into the water. If you happen to squish a grasshopper infected by these worms (an accident in this case) you'll get a scene right out of a scary alien movie.
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JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (6:54 PM)
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YUCK 
ncuskey is a homeless romantic
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:00 PM)
2
Good Christ that's horrifying... 
Cambot
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:01 PM)
3
Not going to Brazil. 
Brokker
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:05 PM)
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jodoc will destroy you with sunshine
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:07 PM)
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hoooleeee sheeeeeiit

cue nightmares...now

/fetal position 
jhumbug comin' atcha!
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:10 PM)
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Thanks, God. 
aramis - AKA Mr. Make it rain on them ho's
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:10 PM)
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WHAT FUCKING STATE ARE THOSE GRASSHOPPERS IN!??! 
Dezmo1218 suffers from fits of misanthropy
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:19 PM)
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EXTREEEEEME CLOSEUP 
nightfever
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:21 PM)
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I just realised I was making a weird face while watching this. Someone should make a reactions video. 
DaveO
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:23 PM)
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HOLY FUCKING ASSCRACKERS! 
SleekCat is not a beautiful and unique snowflake
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:41 PM)
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wait so goa'uld=yeerks? 
CalvinHobbes - there's treasure everywhere
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:46 PM)
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Thanks guys, I think you just saved me from some serious mental trauma.

Be wary, you soup surfers. 
hotusfguy
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:46 PM)
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what in the name of all that is holy?!?!

Burns: Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?
Smithers: I prefer not to know. Frankly, one is too many. 
Grey is not a number
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:50 PM)
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That is FUCKED. 
JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (7:56 PM)
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after seeing more reactions, i'm glad i turned it off so early 
MindCrime thinks Fazed can be good for the soul
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (8:01 PM)
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So I'm never eating again. Cool...thanks Fazed..

And we were having spaghetti..... 
Blinkybill
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (8:02 PM)
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North America: Land of Non-Freakish Organisms 
BakeSale
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (8:05 PM)
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how did all that fit into the grasshopper? 
teharteest is contributing to racheting
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (8:24 PM)
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Now I have to go find 2 girls 1 cup just to get that image out of my brain. 
Odysseus X itsa me! Mario!
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (8:29 PM)
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SleekCat said:

wait so goa'uld=yeerks?


you get 3 cool points.

i lose 3 for getting the reference though =( 
aaronsynn
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (8:56 PM)
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Kind of reminds me of the old days....Watching the tape player in my car chew up and spit out the insides of a cassette tape.... 
Funklove likes it when you rub his belly
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (8:58 PM)
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I think I'd have to bust out the lighter and hairspray trick on that thing. 
annihilist believes in nothing
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (9:18 PM)
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it's as if my shoelaces came alive and started invading bugs.

i'm surprised Roger Corman has used it. 
spider13
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (9:31 PM)
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Where is Bear Grylls when you need him. 
annihilist believes in nothing
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (9:35 PM)
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annihilist said:

it's as if my shoelaces came alive and started invading bugs.

i'm surprised Roger Corman has used it.


"hasn't," rather. 
Kagetto is crazy but isn't looking for a cure
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (9:45 PM)
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More proof that God doesn't exist. 
demonwarb released the hounds, then they peed on his shoes
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (9:53 PM)
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Someone said that was Brazil?

/adds Brazil to the list of places to avoid at all costs. 
locke500 is ready for dreamtime, Mr. B
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (9:59 PM)
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Was it Brazil? The speech sounded a little Indian

After watching this, I'm up for playing The Darkness again 
l e o l u I g I is a Walken contradiction
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (10:05 PM)
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eeew. I wanna move. 
l e o l u I g I is a Walken contradiction
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (10:05 PM)
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(yes, they sounded brazilian to me, and I know a thing or two about them) 
jTc 970
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (10:17 PM)
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http://www.canal.ird.fr/canal.php?url=/programmes/recherches/grillons_us/index.h tm

another video 
Chammo - wrapped in plastic
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (10:28 PM)
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the music was nice 
JackArse didn't ASK to be completely rad; he's just playing the hand that was dealt to him!
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (10:52 PM)
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ok, i had to turn that one off.. christ that was creepy.
i kept waiting for the damn thing to attack the camera or something 
sage - 54g3, if you're 1337
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (11:11 PM)
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...serious mental trauma.

Be wary, you soup surfers.


Yeah, I should've checked the comments first...
/shudder 
threephin - charisma is my dump stat
 
Dec 9th, 2007 (11:42 PM)
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I gotta stop checking Fazed before I go to bed... 
OhSnapDragons - because thats how you get ants
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (12:16 AM)
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gave me the heeby jeebies and the willies 
m16huny yells, "swim away Fugu fish!"
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (12:35 AM)
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Funklove said:

I think I'd have to bust out the lighter and hairspray trick on that thing.


seconded
Did anyone else have flashbacks to the movie "The Thing" ?? 
DarwinSaves has not been intelligently designed
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (12:45 AM)
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Aww it's down. Damn server-worms reprogrammed the website to not play the video. 
shotgun haircut wants his name to be spaghetti
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (1:54 AM)
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that's awesome.

I love the tricky in the background. 
BettyBoobs says, "water polo players do it with balls"
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (2:01 AM)
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nightfever said:

I just realised I was making a weird face while watching this. Someone should make a reactions video.


Yeah... i'm done watching, and i'm still making a face.... *shudders* 
xbosondecay didn't brush his bosons well enough
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (2:49 AM)
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Las Plagas 
seankun
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (3:49 AM)
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Pour acid on the shit quick... it IS the Thing. 
derplotz loves it when a plan comes together
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (4:13 AM)
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Dammit, how did they *fit* in there??? 
Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (5:48 AM)
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I have this itch on my scalp... 
rooney    boy is not THAT rooney but likes old ladies anyway
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (6:14 AM)
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hmm liquorice. 
Pistachio
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (6:33 AM)
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Fuck, not gonna watch this before I go to bed.

God, I'm soo glad I peeked at the comments first. 
Mudmonkey works hard for his shiny coat
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (7:46 AM)
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Cambot said:

Not going to Brazil.


Copy that. 
TimRed 's milk has bones
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (8:29 AM)
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Its a toss up between me saying:
There is no God
or
Nature is a mother fucker 
tadpole gets corralled daily
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (8:35 AM)
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I for one welcome our new Hairworm companions. 
Invidious is hiding something
 
Dec 10th, 2007 (8:56 AM)
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all that inside a little grasshopper. heh

makes you wonder how many parasites you could cram into a human host, given the chance. 
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