The Rings of Earth









If Earth had rings like Saturn...
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Atharaenea needs a tagline to be cool
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (12:40 AM)
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Some religious people like to say that the proof of the existence of god is all the beauty found in nature.

Oh yeah? THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T GOD GIVE EARTH RINGS?! 
OberonFox
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (12:40 AM)
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I can appreciate that he did the math to get the still frames accurate, but would it have really killed the render times to put a few more frakking polys onto the stupid sphere he used? 
nelsoma
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (12:49 AM)
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The politician who runs on the promise of building said rings will receive my vote. 
Atharaenea needs a tagline to be cool
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (12:52 AM)
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If the Earth really did have rings, how would this planet be different, other than the pretty view? What is the mass of this theoretical ring, and how would that affect tides? How would the sun reflecting off of it, or filtering through it, affect the climate? Would the Earth be cooler, warmer, or the same? Would nights be warmer due to reflection so close to the planet? How would these rings affect the crazy people who believe in astrology?

SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS! 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (12:54 AM)
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this is super gay. 
Atharaenea needs a tagline to be cool
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (1:00 AM)
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I wonder if science would've progressed faster... it might be easier to figure out the planet is round when it's surrounded by a ring. 
vbr8er is having an electro boogie breakdown
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (1:09 AM)
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didn't want to watch it the first time i encountered it.
strange to see i found it here again. 
fubuvsfitch and the corporate racists
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (1:27 AM)
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Atharaenea said:

If the Earth really did have rings, how would this planet be different, other than the pretty view?


I'm thinking it would kinda suck a little in this sense: Those bright-ass rings at night would kill our view of the stars.

It would be like having a Wal-Mart parking lot right next to you wherever you went. 
fubuvsfitch and the corporate racists
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (1:29 AM)
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Atharaenea said:

I wonder if science would've progressed faster... it might be easier to figure out the planet is round when it's surrounded by a ring.


Very interesting observation. I'm guessing your speculated scenario might be a likely one.

Furthermore, how would it effect religion if science were to have developed faster than it did? 
James Sparrow has 28 favorite birds
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (2:17 AM)
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yea i really like those questions you guys are asking. i bet it would be insanely different. 
lord_nightrose will punch this internet right in the dick
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (2:21 AM)
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Atharaenea said:

I wonder if science would've progressed faster... it might be easier to figure out the planet is round when it's surrounded by a ring.


Not really. A flat Earth with a band of space debris magically hovering above it in a straight line across the equator would look essentially the same, unless someone tried to go around the planet. 
Oznog
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (2:24 AM)
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Well, basically we'd never be able to launch satellites.
All satellites have a basically circular (well, elliptical) orbit with the center of the earth as the center. The orbital plane can be aligned with the equator, or polar, or anywhere in between. The equatorial is right out, since it would place a delicate satellite through a cloud of rocks. But all the other orbits must PASS THROUGH the equatorial plane, and a plane of rocks at extremely high relative speed is just not survivable. So, no satellite communication, GPS, Hubble telescope, etc. 
Oznog
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (2:25 AM)
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I think they're cool.
Shh! Don't let anyone hear you.
Hey, did that guy just say that rings are cool?
No, he said they're stupid.
Cool!  
Giblets tastes good on the bun
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (4:11 AM)
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Would be such a pleasant view, but i much prefer the sight of stars. I dont think ive ever seen the night sky without light pollution. 
XhaustedProphet is tired
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (4:47 AM)
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I'd live in northern Alaska so I wouldn't have to see that shit. 
jimmy lasers - he's a shiny boy
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (5:00 AM)
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"HowWhat would the Earth look like if it had a ring system like Saturn's?"

Fixed. 
TheGuvnor stops bullets with his teeth
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (5:38 AM)
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epic rimjob 
katpurz
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (8:49 AM)
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1:31= Ring from the first halo. 
Deathcap - it's better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to post like a noob and get banned
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (11:09 AM)
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I'm not sure how much the producer of this video knows about astronomy and astro physics, but if earth were to have rings, I doubt that they'd look like saturns. Firstly they're depicted as being fantastically close to earth They're shown as being like 10k km from earth's surface which is ridiculous. Saturn's moons are roughly the same distance as the most outer rings 160k - 200k km. So If we were to have rings they'd most likely be very very far away, like 300k km away. So we'd have really thin, barely visible rings if they formed at all. These things are depicted as being withing our outer atmosphere, which is ridiculous.

This would have been cool if it wasn't just photoshopping Saturn's rings onto pictures of earth. 
Blue Wolf 63
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (3:42 PM)
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mally
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (7:17 PM)
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ok, next project, how about if the earth had massive chicken wings and a trunk? 
chupacabrafever
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (9:22 PM)
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Atharaenea said:

Some religious people like to say that the proof of the existence of god is all the beauty found in nature.

Oh yeah? THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T GOD GIVE EARTH RINGS?!


Because then you fuckers would be like, "oh, wouldn't it be beautiful if Earth didn't have rings, like Mars?"

assholes.

-god 
Slorgasm - Rest in peace Josh Murdock. Peace to all the families of bush pilots in Southeast Alaska.
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (11:30 PM)
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I wonder if these stills are accurate visualizations. Also, would the equator be as warm if a strong shadow was on it for a part of the day?
/needs explanation and perfect accuracy 
silQ2
 
Nov 21st, 2009 (11:37 PM)
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We could always blow up the moon and get a ring...but then we'd probably all be fucked what with the Earth's axis going bat shit crazy and all. 
monkeyscowl
 
Nov 22nd, 2009 (7:09 AM)
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ave maria killed it for me 
bronchialstatue
 
Nov 22nd, 2009 (8:15 AM)
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Deathcap said:

I'm not sure how much the producer of this video knows about astronomy and astro physics, but if earth were to have rings, I doubt that they'd look like saturns. Firstly they're depicted as being fantastically close to earth They're shown as being like 10k km from earth's surface which is ridiculous. Saturn's moons are roughly the same distance as the most outer rings 160k - 200k km. So If we were to have rings they'd most likely be very very far away, like 300k km away. So we'd have really thin, barely visible rings if they formed at all. These things are depicted as being withing our outer atmosphere, which is ridiculous.

This would have been cool if it wasn't just photoshopping Saturn's rings onto pictures of earth.


Way to shit all over this. I guess now you'll tell me there really aren't bikini-clad hotties living in the jungles of Venus? 
SmartyPantz - show up in the laundry a week after Halloween!
 
Nov 22nd, 2009 (7:59 PM)
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trippy mannn 
fairbanksf
 
Nov 23rd, 2009 (1:37 PM)
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Ave Maria sounds much better when it's not so opera-ish. 
caukasion is a living legend
 
Nov 23rd, 2009 (3:49 PM)
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I'd imagine you would never need a compass... 
swashbuckle
 
Nov 23rd, 2009 (8:48 PM)
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@ Atharaenea

God thought rings were so special that he decided to give us each our very own 
Pistachio
 
Nov 23rd, 2009 (9:03 PM)
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I'm only guessing but if we had rings instead of a moon, we wouldn't have all the tidal forces we experience on a daily basis. That would probably screw even more stuff up. 
cmthe4th
 
Nov 23rd, 2009 (10:21 PM)
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now earth and saturn can get married! 
Houserules
 
Nov 24th, 2009 (7:55 PM)
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Another good reason to blow up the moon. Moon debris would make a cool ring! 
peepeehead
 
Nov 25th, 2009 (9:50 PM)
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People love bashing God. Bottom line is God created everything and He knows what He is doing. For us to have rings the moon needs to go. Fortunately, for you God exists so He made the moon that keeps the earth in balance. without the moon we'd be in serious trouble... from tides, to seasons, to daytimes... 
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