Dickhead and Cleavage
Paybacks are hell...
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That's love
Looks like a unicorn to me.
Staged!
that's some nappy headed skank right there
Aspergers can manifest itself in many ways.
That guy was very calm at the end considering he's not getting laid for a very long time. I'd also be scared of the retaliation. That chick looked mean.
It's a Penicorn!
Slothboy said:
It's a Penicorn!
It's a Penicorn!
I wonder if there's any spas that do mani-pedi-peni-cures.
He's just looking for some action once she calms down.
What an asshole. Why is she dating him?
dang...shes fucking hot.
I forget... which one is he? Beavis or Butthead?
You'd think she would've learned not to fall asleep, when I'm around.
shudder
Haha Grandma's Boy quote complete with robotic overtone.
airdrummer said:
dang...shes fucking hot.
dang...shes fucking hot.
No.
pongobongo said:
I wonder if there's any spas that do mani-pedi-peni-cures.
I wonder if there's any spas that do mani-pedi-peni-cures.
Bangkok has a few
/downvote
C'mon missy a dildo stuck to your forehead can be a world of opportunity. For instance revenge on your man by hooking up with another chick.
Who even says "dickhead" anymore anyway?
Pot - kettle, anyone?
Pot - kettle, anyone?
c'mon girl, its all about the nail polish remover.
i think fake
FakeWorest said:
i think fake
i think fake
Fake wenis yes
Me love her long time.
Why doesn't a parrot wear underpants?
. . .
Cuz its pecker's on its face.
. . .
Cuz its pecker's on its face.
But parrots don't peck...
Bubba said:
But parrots don't peck...
But parrots don't peck...
Slut said:
No.
No.
i didn't have the sound on. does that make a difference?
airdrummer said:
i didn't have the sound on. does that make a difference?
i didn't have the sound on. does that make a difference?
Nah, that's how I always watch any pop-star's music video, or Angelina Jolie movie.
Now women's tennis or volleyball on the other hand, audio only adds to your enjoyment with that. An afternoon of hearing hot women grunting with exertion while you get to watch em get all sweaty and bouncy?
i was told there would be cleavage.
He's gonna wake up with that in a very uncomfortable place.
I don't quite know what to say...
-...that could like burn my skin.
-aww..
What an ass this guy is.
-aww..
What an ass this guy is.
Woundtootight said:
I don't quite know what to say...
I don't quite know what to say...
backwash
Yo dawg, I heard you like giving head, so I supa-glued a dildo to your forehead so you can give head while you give head.

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