Dickhead and Cleavage









Paybacks are hell...
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tjBlotto
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (12:55 PM)
1
That's love 
Pompadour adore le pomp
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (12:55 PM)
2
Looks like a unicorn to me. 
dumdumhead
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (1:20 PM)
3
Staged! 
bluntman is what willis was talkin 'bout
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (1:21 PM)
4
that's some nappy headed skank right there 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (1:34 PM)
5
Aspergers can manifest itself in many ways. 
focas         is the pain you learn to love
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (2:13 PM)
6
That guy was very calm at the end considering he's not getting laid for a very long time. I'd also be scared of the retaliation. That chick looked mean. 
Slothboy is lazier than you
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (2:19 PM)
7
It's a Penicorn! 
pongobongo
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (2:31 PM)
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Slothboy said:

It's a Penicorn!


I wonder if there's any spas that do mani-pedi-peni-cures. 
scader
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (2:58 PM)
9
He's just looking for some action once she calms down. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (3:02 PM)
10
What an asshole. Why is she dating him? 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (3:18 PM)
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dang...shes fucking hot. 
gajillion will click on pretty much anything
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (3:25 PM)
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I forget... which one is he? Beavis or Butthead? 
I U Lusco Field - nobody doesn't likes me
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (3:37 PM)
13
You'd think she would've learned not to fall asleep, when I'm around.


shudder 
Sepharo is eating a double cheeseburger and it's only a dollar
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (4:06 PM)
14
Haha Grandma's Boy quote complete with robotic overtone. 
Slut
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (4:15 PM)
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airdrummer said:

dang...shes fucking hot.


No. 
mattrmcg [citation unneeded]
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (4:27 PM)
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pongobongo said:

I wonder if there's any spas that do mani-pedi-peni-cures.

Bangkok has a few 
cheatch
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (6:11 PM)
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/downvote 
tadpole gets corralled daily
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (6:16 PM)
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C'mon missy a dildo stuck to your forehead can be a world of opportunity. For instance revenge on your man by hooking up with another chick. 
Arfpint didn't believe that smoking stunts your growth
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (6:21 PM)
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Who even says "dickhead" anymore anyway?

Pot - kettle, anyone? 
NewCenturion thinks he's Jimmy Two Times
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (7:13 PM)
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c'mon girl, its all about the nail polish remover. 
FakeWorest is the leader of the Alpaca Insurgency
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (8:00 PM)
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i think fake 
NevilBamshoot
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (8:14 PM)
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FakeWorest said:

i think fake


Fake wenis yes 
ArchonRamie is made of Boehmeria nivea!
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (8:42 PM)
23
Me love her long time. 
Capn Prow1er - FELINE! DISRESPECT! FROM! BEHIND!
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (9:54 PM)
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Why doesn't a parrot wear underpants?

. . .

Cuz its pecker's on its face. 
Bubba has a jib arm and isn't afraid to use it
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (10:49 PM)
25
But parrots don't peck... 
Capn Prow1er - FELINE! DISRESPECT! FROM! BEHIND!
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (10:58 PM)
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Bubba said:

But parrots don't peck...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWC74I98qOg 
Bubba has a jib arm and isn't afraid to use it
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (11:25 PM)
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That's....not pecking. 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Mar 15th, 2011 (11:30 PM)
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Slut said:

No.


i didn't have the sound on. does that make a difference? 
winner of fail lives up to his name
 
Mar 16th, 2011 (1:55 AM)
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airdrummer said:

i didn't have the sound on. does that make a difference?


Nah, that's how I always watch any pop-star's music video, or Angelina Jolie movie.

Now women's tennis or volleyball on the other hand, audio only adds to your enjoyment with that. An afternoon of hearing hot women grunting with exertion while you get to watch em get all sweaty and bouncy? 
freeloopdub
 
Mar 16th, 2011 (10:21 AM)
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i was told there would be cleavage. 
krikkitbot - increasing my internets cred one comment at a time
 
Mar 16th, 2011 (10:49 AM)
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He's gonna wake up with that in a very uncomfortable place. 
Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Mar 17th, 2011 (8:30 AM)
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I don't quite know what to say... 
mantelo
 
Mar 17th, 2011 (2:01 PM)
33
-...that could like burn my skin.
-aww..

What an ass this guy is. 
Kit
 
Mar 18th, 2011 (9:50 PM)
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Woundtootight said:

I don't quite know what to say...


backwash 
Spanky makes Gary Busey look like Neil Degrasse Tyson. t('.'t)
 
Mar 20th, 2011 (10:55 AM)
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Yo dawg, I heard you like giving head, so I supa-glued a dildo to your forehead so you can give head while you give head. 
Boat racing. Meh, right?
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