Road Hazard









When the time comes, it'll happen about this fast.
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heinzeketchum - 57 Varieties
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (9:47 PM)
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Dodge and couter-punch! 
Sepharo is eating a double cheeseburger and it's only a dollar
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (9:48 PM)
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Jumpin jiminy! 
sixf00t4 – if you can't click it, it isn't real
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (9:50 PM)
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comments disabled? come on, we need to know the story here. wtf are you driving and taping? 
b stabby - mr. stabbalina mr. bab stabbalina
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (9:58 PM)
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holy fuck that scared me 
theJustin .com
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:02 PM)
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I had something like this almost happen years ago. There was a 2x4 in the road, parallel to the lane, and the driver in front of my tried to swerve around it. They drove over it, kicked it up and it ended up hitting the front of my truck. It wasn't until I stopped that I realized it was sticking out of the grill. It probably would have come through my window had I been following at a "safer" distance. 
eddie G
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:02 PM)
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They seemed pretty nonchalant
I jumped out of my seat
and if i was there i would of squealed 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:08 PM)
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Yeah, why the heck was someone just randomly video recording the road? 
focas         is the pain you learn to love
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:21 PM)
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When he woke up that morning, he just knew that something fucked up was gonna happen and today was the day to record the everyday commute. 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:24 PM)
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Yeah, maybe now we all learn a little lesson about tailgating.

THAT IT'S FUCKING COOL. 
FakeWorest is the leader of the Alpaca Insurgency
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:27 PM)
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made me jump 
FakeWorest is the leader of the Alpaca Insurgency
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:31 PM)
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it says because he saw the commercial truck driving erratically. he is a tattle tale and almost got what he deserved. a 2x4 impaled through his chest. 
Unwield yWeapon fights for the users
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:38 PM)
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Random fact:
Laminated glass smells like Ivory soap when it's crushed. 
Yyz - he's got a date with fate in a black sedan
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:42 PM)
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Random fact:
When you shit bricks, it smells pretty bad. 
Sonic Infidel - new and improved
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:53 PM)
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Hey, thanks for finding my 2x4, bro. 
mattrmcg [citation unneeded]
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (10:56 PM)
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Norm Abram...patrol boat sunk 
mediaphile was a responsible tagline owner yesterday
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (11:25 PM)
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I am comfortable with the fact that I would have screamed my fool head off if this happened to me. 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (11:49 PM)
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yep. like a baby. definitely would have had to edit the sound, post post through windshield. 
RobDob is not the Rob you are looking for
 
Apr 4th, 2011 (11:57 PM)
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That guy was still tailgating. Bet if he had a proper two second distance everything would have been peachy. 
Sepharo is eating a double cheeseburger and it's only a dollar
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (12:13 AM)
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I had to watch that about 6 times to be sure...

Are you two talking about the guy with the 2x4 through the window? You consider that tailgating?

Can't even see the dude's eyes in his rear view mirror. 
KNW
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (12:26 AM)
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aren't you supposed to be in the right lane unless you're passing?

and, yeah, the guy's too close to the vehicle ahead of him by about a car length. 
Sepharo is eating a double cheeseburger and it's only a dollar
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (12:30 AM)
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KNW said:

aren't you supposed to be in the right lane unless you're passing?

and, yeah, the guy's too close to the vehicle ahead of him by about a car length.


My guess is they tried to pass the truck multiple times and multiple times he sped up to block them.

Start filming dick maneuvers. 
Stoutlimb
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (12:59 AM)
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At the end of the video, WTF is that red blobby thing on his instrument panel? It looks like a random chunk of flesh. 
gr IM l O c K ctrl+z everything
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (1:11 AM)
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rottenbinkle
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (1:37 AM)
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All I could think during the intro is that guy isn't keeping 3 seconds distance between himself and the car in front. 
CalvinHobbes - Ranch Dressing Expert
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (1:49 AM)
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it says because he saw the commercial truck driving erratically. he is a tattle tale and almost got what he deserved. a 2x4 impaled through his chest.


You are such a dummy. 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:17 AM)
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anybody who says that was tailgating is fucking stupid....which is like 4 or 5 of you dickheads.

great! now you make me sound like a dickhead. 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:19 AM)
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omg.

Julie....please stay the fuck away from Fazed. I know...hahahaha...but it's getting old. 
SparkyTWP
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:23 AM)
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People have died from smaller shit hitting them like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat%27s_eye_%28road%29#Hazard 
JT Wood aka Brent Rambo aka JT Wood
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:44 AM)
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gr IM l O c K said:

http://i.imgur.com/kx3na.gif

>:(

haha first thing i thought of too

internets done broke my brain 
cj ran kin da like spanky runs away from the girls
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (3:00 AM)
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HOLY SHIT 
piffs
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (7:16 AM)
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theJustin said:

It probably would have come through my window had I been following at a "safer" distance.
Which proves the point that one should always drive bumper to bumper, no matter how fast. 
DREW ALMIGHTY likes how it feels against his lips
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (8:10 AM)
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I had that happen with a freaking manhole cover. Guy in front of me drove over it and it popped into the air like a tiddly wink. I was driving our SUV and it crushed the front grille and then went underneath and bounced around destroying everything in its path.

If I had been driving the Conquest that day I'd probably be typing this without a head. 
Lost July - I'm sorry, it's my first day
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (8:22 AM)
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Mmmm tiddly winks. 
screwbacca aka "the mysterious hole"
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (8:55 AM)
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it says because he saw the commercial truck driving erratically. he is a tattle tale and almost got what he deserved. a 2x4 impaled through his chest.

TROAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 
Afkamm
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (10:08 AM)
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I hate videos that end right after something happens. :( 
tunnel rat
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (10:34 AM)
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I know, right?

Way to stop taping the interesting part, Tapey McVideotaper! 
Snooj is keeping endless vigil for Groo: The Wanderer: The Movie
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (10:54 AM)
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arothman said:

Yeah, why the heck was someone just randomly video recording the road?

I've had a front row seat to two fantastic accidents and two pretty neat ones in my life. I put in a lot of drive time so that's a pretty low ratio, but I'm feeling like I should set my camera up on the dash every day in case I catch something. 
DeportFrostbaks abhors this Wesley-heavy episode
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (11:02 AM)
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Grammar SS said:

Yeah, maybe now we all learn a little lesson about tailgating.

THAT IT'S FUCKING COOL.


From Houston? 
t0ast3d
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (11:22 AM)
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Video taping while operating a vehicle? At highway speeds? Really?

Tailgating, while performing the above?

And driving in the left lane when you're not passing is straight up asshole behaviour.

*cue comments from people that believe they are actually more skillful drivers than everyone else.* 
AngryPirate is a happy land lover
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (11:52 AM)
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Ho. Lee. Shit. 
nsimpson
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (12:12 PM)
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come on guys, it's pretty clearly a 4x4. 
pomputius
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (1:15 PM)
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I always heard the two second rule for tailgaiting. Look at something stationary (like a sign) and count the seconds it takes for you to reach that object after they pass it. By that definition this guy is barely tailgaiting if at all. 
DREW ALMIGHTY likes how it feels against his lips
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (1:35 PM)
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I heard 3 seconds at 55mph, plus an extra second for every 10mph above 55.
65 = 4 seconds
75 = 5 seconds 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (1:59 PM)
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Fox Jeffworthy
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:18 PM)
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Too bad leaving more than 10 feet between you and the car in front of you apparently means "HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S PLENTY OF SPACE THERE! PULL IN REAL QUICK! DON'T WASTE TIME WITH A BLINKER EITHER!" 
disco Biscuit tried playing catch with Stevie Wonder one time. That didn't go well.
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:30 PM)
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Too bad leaving more than 10 feet between you and the car in front of you apparently means "HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S PLENTY OF SPACE THERE! PULL IN REAL QUICK! DON'T WASTE TIME WITH A BLINKER EITHER!"


I leave a good amount of distance between me and the car in front of me, and this rarely happens to me. 
MeatPopsicle is not human
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:32 PM)
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pomputius said:

I always heard the two second rule for tailgaiting. Look at something stationary (like a sign) and count the seconds it takes for you to reach that object after they pass it. By that definition this guy is barely tailgaiting if at all.


You evidently underestimate how long a second is, he's barely even one second behind. 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:39 PM)
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its a she...and if a horse trailer is in the left lane, I'ma bump my shit up next to it too. 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:43 PM)
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and I know thats not a horse trailer.....now. 
CMthe4th
 
Apr 5th, 2011 (2:44 PM)
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