Apparently nothing bad can happen either. Thanks for the 4 minutes of suspense with a big letdown. 

Dude has some tiny hands, doesn't he? 

wiki said:

Despite their often threatening appearance and reputation, no tarantula has been known to have a bite that is deadly to humans. In general, the effects of the bites of all kinds of tarantula are not well known. While the bites of many species are known to be no worse than a wasp sting, accounts of bites by some species are reported to be very painful and to produce intense spasms that may recur over a period of several days; the venom by the African tarantula Pelinobius muticus also causes strong hallucinations.

 

Heh, so cute. 

He's not showing off. It's not a big deal. Guy's just got big hands. You know, meh, whatever. Just a massive fucking arachnid; she ain't harming nobody. It's not a big deal. Big hands. 

If I ever saw that in person, I'd freak out. I mean, he can probably one hand a basketball with those things! 

Anyone have Yao's number? He still has my gas can 

Not gonna click this. Absolutely no fucking way. 

Clock spider and fan spider got nothin' on this guy...er girl. That thing is massive. 

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http://i.imgur.com/vDDB5.jpg 

I hope that Yao/gas can is for the dude. The spider's cool, that guy needs his hands removed or something. 

My wife interacting with Zilla

i'm not even... it's too easy...
like it was done on purpose...

IT'S A TRAP! 

I used to own and hobby Tarantulas. They are very misunderstood and mostly very sweet and tame creatures. Just like with anything else, don't fuck with it to piss them off.

That said ... T. Blondi's are NOT meant to be held. Fuck that. 

If I ran into that in my house, my floor would be swiss cheese from my shotgun. 

There is absolutely NO WAY EVER i would let that thing near me EVER!!! That is all. 

Killabandaid said:

Clock spider and fan spider got nothin' on this guy...er girl. That thing is massive.

I say let it and a camel spider go at it in the battle royale.

I actually like spiders, non-poisonous ones that is but I'm not fucking around with one that big. 

Was I the only one that thought it sounded like that guy wanted to fuck that spider? Or would if he could? Going on in the wife's video about his personal connection lmao 

I totally get that the tarantula is a nice, tame, beneficial creature, but I would rather be attacked by a lion than a big freaking spider.

I don't care how irrational that is. Spiders just creep me the hell out. 

in game of thrones, the old lady started telling the hurt kid a scary story about spiders as big as hounds north of the wall

i want more of that! 

I like how he says:

I'm not making her do anything, she's just going where she wants to go. I'm not making her do anything."

And then proceeds to shove his thumb right up her butt-hole. 

Wasn't that Australian spider a tarantula and super deadly? He needs to handle that. 

lol at this guy babytalking a fucking spider. 

I don't like it. 

Lost July said:

Wasn't that Australian spider a tarantula and super deadly? He needs to handle that.

It's a Hexathelidae, which sometimes gets confused with tarantulas. It's not an actual tarantula, however. 

Geographic Range: Venezuela, northern Brazil, Guyana, French Guiana and Suriname

My fellow Americans, our course is clear. Cut off the source. Save the world.

Kill them... with nuclear fire. 

Grammar SS said:

I like how he says:

"I'm not making her do anything, she's just going where she wants to go. I'm not making her do anything."

And then proceeds to shove his thumb right up her butt-hole.

Thats the way she likes it 

this guy has put a spider on his balls. i know it. 

Grammar SS said:

Geographic Range: Venezuela, northern Brazil, Guyana, French Guiana and Suriname

Excellent. I now have a list of places to never ever visit. Ever. 

russxl said:

this guy has put a spider on his balls. i know it.

In response to this quote, let me provide you with some nightmare material. Don't let the link names fool you. It's not nearly as bad as it sounds.
http://images.wheremyhoes.com/porn/p/picture_of_spider_in_pussy-733862.jpg [18+]
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http://images.wheremyhoes.com/porn/p/photo_of_spider_in_pussy-733861.jpg [18+]

My buddy just started getting Ts as a hobby, and he's loving it. I saw his spiders for the first time last weekend, and they were adorable. 

Holy titty-fucking christ. Would love to think I wouldn't try and leap over children, the sick and elderly to run shrieking away from that fucking monster. Spiders a so sool and beautiful and fascinating, but that one's practically Shelob. 

Fondling a footlong spider should end in fapping. Sadly, it doesn't. 

Lost July said:

Wasn't that Australian spider a tarantula and super deadly? He needs to handle that.

Clock spider was a huntsman. Not dangerous, unless you pick them up do whatever you can to get bitten, in which case the bite is meant to hurt ( never been bitten). Girlfriends will make you take them outside and that's about as annoying as they get unlsess they get in your car and freak people out or (as happened when I was a kid) they laiy an egg sac that hatchs and literally thousands of the little guys swarmed over the room.

As for the deadly ones ( the funnel webs) they are smaller and generally pretty angry buggers, but they can't climb vertically so tend not to come inside. No spider in Australia gets as big as that one in the vid.

Having said that there is a pet tarantula industry in asutralia where they just take them from the wild, and they tend to be rare and sometimes undescribed species, so it's a environmental issue. 

nigeman said:

Clock spider was a huntsman. Not dangerous, unless you pick them up do whatever you can to get bitten, in which case the bite is meant to hurt ( never been bitten). Girlfriends will make you take them outside and that's about as annoying as they get unlsess they get in your car and freak people out or (as happened when I was a kid) they laiy an egg sac that hatchs and literally thousands of the little guys swarmed over the room.

As for the deadly ones ( the funnel webs) they are smaller and generally pretty angry buggers, but they can't climb vertically so tend not to come inside. No spider in Australia gets as big as that one in the vid.

Having said that there is a pet tarantula industry in asutralia where they just take them from the wild, and they tend to be rare and sometimes undescribed species, so it's a environmental issue.

Spot on. It seems to be a common misconception, lemme clear up something here, yes - growing up in Australia you get used to seeing dangerous creatures, but it isn't as bad as it sounds. Big ass spiders/snakes et al, yes. Everywhere? No. This big? I sho hope not.

If you ask me the women have more of a venomous bite, ammirite lads? 

They latch on harder than a goanna too. 

You guys in Oz also have a giant glow in the dark blue earthworm too. What the hell is in the water down there? 

Nope. 

Discombobulated said:

In response to this quote, let me provide you with some nightmare material. Don't let the link names fool you. It's not nearly as bad as it sounds.
http://images.wheremyhoes.com/porn/p/picture_of_spider_in_pussy-733862.jpg [18+]
http://images.wheremyhoes.com/porn/s/spider_in_pussy_picture-733870.jpg [18+]
http://images.wheremyhoes.com/porn/p/photo_of_spider_in_pussy-733861.jpg [18+]

Holy rule 34, Batman! That shit is kinda disturbing. 

I am never going to sleep again...ever. 

Not going to click on that link...ever.

And based on nigeman's info, I think it's pretty much settled that I'll have to marry an Australian/Kiwi girl so she can save me from such spiders, should one ever be found. Cause I'm out the front door, letting loose with the monkey screams. 

Discombobulated said:

It's not nearly as bad as it sounds.

yeah those are more like spider On pussy, not in. I'd still never let anyone get close to my special places with something that has fangs. You don't tame spiders, they just learn to tolerate your presence. Same with snakes. 

Did that guy mention the size of his hands? I couldn't tell if he had small hands or big hands. Not that he's bragging.