Red Light Special









Holy crap, he took out the light post and everything.
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Marzz is the Butters of Fazed. And he'll probably shoot you in the dick.
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (1:50 AM)
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Daaaaaaamn. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (2:13 AM)
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And the flowers are still standing! 
Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (5:37 AM)
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Saw this on the news the other day. Amazing the driver lived. 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (7:38 AM)
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Scumbag doesn't even cover it. I bet the guy in the sedan is all messed up. 
JimGuy
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (8:54 AM)
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I might be Paranoid Parrot, but I always look both ways even if the light is green. 
JT Wood aka Brent Rambo aka JT Wood
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (8:57 AM)
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I do that when the light turns green
But not if I'm doing 45 and coming up on a stale green 
JimGuy
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (8:59 AM)
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WalMart shoppers drive (for the most part) when they're done shopping. 
JT Wood aka Brent Rambo aka JT Wood
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (9:02 AM)
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Wow... That is very similar to an accident I was in about 15 years ago.

Dudes in a stolen truck ran a stop sign about ~80mph while going uphill
Glanced off the front of my car, so I really didn't take much of a hit
But the right front tire of their car got up on my front bumper
And when the back-right tire hit, they went airborne
Took out a light pole catty-corner to where I was at
It split the truck in two:
The cab of the truck went down the street about 50 or so feet on its side
The bed of the truck went through the large glass window on the front of the corner bar

/coolstoryme 
millsy
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (10:10 AM)
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about ~


redundant.

Don't wood and drive. 
JT Wood aka Brent Rambo aka JT Wood
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (10:24 AM)
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you got a problem with 'about approximately' ??? 
pancaKes - a farce to be reckoned with
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (10:27 AM)
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lol BreadTruck Guy is all, "Welp. That happened. On to the next stop." 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (11:23 AM)
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Woundtootight said:

Saw this on the news the other day. Amazing the driver lived.


but watch the slow mo part...his arm is out the window as the car drags it under.
thats gotta have some lasting effect. 
Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (11:51 AM)
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Yeah, air, I caught that.

Ouch. 
RJ Robinson is a good guy to have on your side in a fight
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (1:29 PM)
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yep/....happened right up the street from me.... 
JT Wood aka Brent Rambo aka JT Wood
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (2:15 PM)
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then i blame you 
gregp203
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (3:12 PM)
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Backside 180, almost a kickflip 
Oznog
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (6:23 PM)
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JT Wood said:

Wow... That is very similar to an accident I was in about 15 years ago.

Dudes in a stolen truck ran a stop sign about ~80mph while going uphill
Glanced off the front of my car, so I really didn't take much of a hit
But the right front tire of their car got up on my front bumper
And when the back-right tire hit, they went airborne
Took out a light pole catty-corner to where I was at
It split the truck in two:
The cab of the truck went down the street about 50 or so feet on its side
The bed of the truck went through the large glass window on the front of the corner bar

/coolstoryme


Your poetry doesn't rhyme at all. 
dimwit flathead the excessive
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (6:27 PM)
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Not to reduce the severity of the accident, but...aren't those poles designed to snap off easily if something hits them? 
CalvinHobbes - Ranch Dressing Expert
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (6:42 PM)
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This is pretty nuts.
Made me think of a sweet THPS move for some reason.

Anyone have the story of the outcome?
Was the guy just clueless or on drugs or what? 
airdrummer - flowers and sunshine
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (8:26 PM)
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dimwit said:

Not to reduce the severity of the accident, but...aren't those poles designed to snap off easily if something hits them?


you play too much GTA. 
KNW
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (8:31 PM)
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CUNNING STUNT BONUS 
thepirat3king is in it for the boot33
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (9:02 PM)
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Didn't spill a drop! Not a drop! 
DeportFrostbaks abhors this Wesley-heavy episode
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (9:03 PM)
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pancaKes said:

lol BreadTruck Guy is all, "Welp. That happened. On to the next stop."


That's a dedicated man. Lives come and go, but the bread must flow. 
JT Wood aka Brent Rambo aka JT Wood
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (9:26 PM)
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Bruce Willia did it first.

And took out a helicopter. 
daronb is smarter than Matt Damon and better looking than Stephen Hawking
 
Jul 18th, 2012 (11:32 PM)
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Yuppykiller - don't jiggle it when you wiggle it
 
Jul 19th, 2012 (6:14 AM)
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She says some prostitutes are big, strong people and often snap the poles.

Ms Lee says business people don't complain anymore but just get on with cleaning up their properties after the prostitutes have been there.

She says that includes condoms, alcohol, other drugs and defecation.


Hot. 
desdinov the lucky one
 
Jul 19th, 2012 (12:10 PM)
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This reminds me of the video game Burnout.

I loved Crash Mode in that game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ7fxQEyJQ 
daronb is smarter than Matt Damon and better looking than Stephen Hawking
 
Jul 20th, 2012 (4:09 AM)
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Yuppykiller said:

Hot.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fa'afafine

More like skeeeerry 
Yuppykiller - don't jiggle it when you wiggle it
 
Jul 20th, 2012 (7:14 AM)
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chonas
 
Jul 20th, 2012 (3:22 PM)
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Cream Soda - you are not a statistically relevant quantity
 
Jul 20th, 2012 (4:43 PM)
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plonker just fucked it right over the kerb 
Alias - existential squandery
 
Jul 21st, 2012 (9:44 PM)
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If he had done a manual after that grind, he could have kept the combo going.

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mattrmcg [citation unneeded]
 
Jul 24th, 2012 (2:29 AM)
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arothman said:

And the flowers are still standing!

Lol 
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