COOL

i prefer beared clams 

or bearded 

Both are pretty good, although clams with a live bear attached to them tend to be cantankerous and hard to approach. 

sigh* i wish i could grow facial hair like this.... 

Boy. Ol' hitler sure did ruin THAT one. 

I will drink your milkshake! 

!!! WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS!!!

seriously, i kinda did this anyways. but not to this extent. im excited to read through and see something that i haven't tried before. 

He forgot the Stark.

http://powet.tv/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/iron_man_tony_stark_hi_res. jpg

I'm working on that one now. 

I've experimented a bit with this idea too. The one thing I learned was: No mustaches alone. I look in the mirror and all I can see is pedo. 

DarkNarcoleptic said:

He forgot the Stark.

http://powet.tv/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/iron_man_tony_stark_hi_res. jpg

I'm working on that one now.

I tried this yesterday and found the front of my chin will never fill in well enough to look dark. 

The Van Dyke should be renamed The Convict. 

If I could rock facial hair half as much as this guy, my romance problems would be over. I bet he grows sexy stubble 10 minutes after shaving. 

his "handlebar" mustache is totally off 

How does one dare to backwash this? This should be an FYI for every man, boy, and those future sailors/warriors they will sire. What does the Wolverine fall under? 

Who knew there was a difference between mutton chops and friendly mutton chops.

I'm working on "30 ways to display your merkin". Who wants to sponsor me? 

fartsmith said:

i prefer beared clams

fartsmith said:

or bearded

I liked the first one better. I had a funnier image in my head. 

AfroThunder said:

Both are pretty good, although clams with a live bear attached to them tend to be cantankerous and hard to approach.

Apparently, I was beaten to this. 

woodekf said:

Boy. Ol' hitler sure did ruin THAT one.

If the toothbrush mustache becomes extinct, the terrorists nazis win. 

I have the undecided beard. 

This guy is my new hero.

To hell with Hello kitty. 

Prosecuted for wearing a beard?

The more you know! 

Persecuted, even... Yeah I should get some sleep. 

Whats up with the Super Marion? Why is it impossible? Did I miss a coin? 

lets see you grow one. the mario is straight up ridiculous. 

Is it me or does the van dyke look like a mug shot? I bet if we had that whole picture he'd be holding his prison number. 

My name is Scott Van Dyke and I've sported a Van Dyke for almost two decades now. It's fitting, I guess. 

What about the Petit Goatee with Soul Patch and Copstash Standard? That's what I have, anyway. And it looks sexy. 

Copstash Peado Standard

 

I have lots of work to do 

Motherfucker's beard is beautiful, how does it grow so straight!? 

Avlar said:

I've experimented a bit with this idea too. The one thing I learned was: No mustaches alone. I look in the mirror and all I can see is pedo.

That's typically all I have on my face >_> 

I end up looking mexican with a mustache. I cant get around it. just the shape of my upper lip doesnt let me look anything other than pedro from napoleon dynamite. =/ 

I tried this yesterday and found the front of my chin will never fill in well enough to look dark.

I do the chin well but the mustache takes like 3 times as long for me to fill in, so I've got manscape it to make it work until it's all together.

Also, I've yet to see anyone ever pridefully sport the toothbrush. Wonder how long he kept that sucker on for? 

What the hell is up with the El Insecto? Who has ever had that??? 

Where's the Dirty Sanchez? 

My beard/mustache is in the style of the one shown in the picture above, which is a variation of the Balbo I suppose. Except, like "Tony Stark's," it is trimmed more, and thus shorter, and my mustache does not connect with my beard.

It's basically a full mustache (do not shave or trim this) with a full soul patch (do not shave or trim this) and a trimmed goatee (I shave my neck and sideburn areas. Only my chin and underneath my chin are bearded, and I keep those trimmed).

It takes quite a few months to get it to grow in very dark (IE, more hair covering). 

Torgo said:

Where's the Dirty Sanchez?

ignite said:

My beard/mustache is in the style of the one shown in the picture above

:D 

My beard/mustache is in the style of the one shown in the picture above, which is a variation of the Balbo I suppose. Except, like "Tony Stark's," it is trimmed more, and thus shorter, and my mustache does not connect with my beard.

It's basically a full mustache (do not shave or trim this) with a full soul patch (do not shave or trim this) and a trimmed goatee (I shave my neck and sideburn areas. Only my chin and underneath my chin are bearded, and I keep those trimmed).

It takes quite a few months to get it to grow in very dark (IE, more hair covering). I have a sweet beard. Don't worry about what it looks like, just know that I think it's sweet.

Man'd that up for ya. 

Now thats devotion. 

b stabby said:

:D

Laugh, not surprisingly, when I typed "in the picture above," I did think "Hrm... wonder what 'above' could possibly refer to." Oh well ;-P 

Super Mario
A mustache that grows from… Come on, man. You have too many bits. You can’t really grow this.

Status: Impossible

too many bits ?! 

he means you have 3 penises 

Torn between trying out the Klingon and Zappa. 

klingon is gangsta.

Van Dyke here. Sometimes.
Next one dunno, but the toothbrush needs brought back somehow. 

yeah...that is awesome 

Standard goat here with no stache.

There's a guy at my job that has the Chester A. Arthur "Hulihee" look going on. 

So does he grow a full beard and then trim in in different ways just for the pics, or is there a rule that he has to wear it for a time period? 

he totally left out the windmill... 

that argument is not invalid 

GhostKitty said:

So does he grow a full beard and then trim in in different ways just for the pics, or is there a rule that he has to wear it for a time period?

He keeps his beard just trims it up different from time to time.