OH SNAP!

NUTPUNCH 

I lost it at the moonwalk. 

z3ddicus said:

I lost it at the moonwalk.

I believe he calls it an "E-walk".

Dance after kind of reminded me of an Indian music video dance. 

IF they kept those ewoks around I'd watch today every single day. 

I love how Darth brings the whole romp to a screeching halt.

No vodka for you. What a dick. 

That ewok inspired me. You don't get many chances in this life and he grabbed his. By the balls! 

That ewok inspired me. You don't get many chances in this life and he grabbed his. By the balls! is unemployed, blacklisted and possibly homeless now..

 

Nah - he'll be Howard Stern's new belligerent little person by the end of the week. 

good point - plus he probably already had a lucrative 'little person' porn job (you can tell by the hip thrusts) 

That's pretty much how I remember all of ROTJ. 

Those ewok noises just HAVE to be added in! They're too accurate!

Also, let me be the first one to say, as a lifelong Star Wars fan (although, I readily admit, one who wasn't even close to born in the late 70s)...

RotJ is my favourite one, and although they weren't the love of my life, I never saw any huge problem with the ewoks.

Flame away if you must. 

Nothing like a little Ewok spluge to get your day going! 

you know i have a feeling I know who the moonwalking one is, i was watching maury the other day and he had a midget moonwalking michael jackson on a show of talented little people. It was some peruvian dude i think and he humped maurys leg too 

Even the gray ewok looses it once he starts humping Han's leg.
Vader was a total bitch.
Best Today show ever. 

Ewok leghump...nice. 

Here is a link to the full segment, better quality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ0S0BUE0zg 

moonwalk ftw 

Lady Vader is a fucking cunt. I hate her. 

Who is that vader person? What a bitch. She didn't even crack a fake smile. 

Ann Curry and she's usually kind of hot. The whole vador thing has some kink potential and she certainly didn't play it the way I would of wished! And yeah, she's kind of a joy kill. 

She was consumed by the power of the dark side. 

Alternatively: The dark side is a bitch.