COOL

Now thats freakin' cool!! 

Ungrateful prick probably didn't eat a single one. 

What, he didn't even have the decency to eat a penguin or two? He could've at least given one a nibble and made an excuse like "sorry, I just ate before I came over." 

So these two baby seals walk into a club... 

Here's my skeery sea lion encounters at Santa Cruz, this summer.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/flopper/sets/72157621755665275 

that was an awesome video 

even though i read the description, i still thought this guy was gonna lose his face. 

DAWWWW!!!!! 

Awww! Look at all the penguin carcasses! 

Damn, them's some teeth. 

Come here, sausage. I take you with ketchup.
But first you need to catch up!

Remember, dumplings, I know where you live...
It's called LAND, lard-face! 

why did the Sea lion go to the tupperware party?
HE WAS LOOKING FOR A TIGHT SEAL!
AHA
sorry 

That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard. 

Leopard seal vs. Xanax Chimp. Who ya got!? 

Penguin shots are ok, but it would have been way cooler if he'd got a pic of a leopard and a seal actually fucking... 

ArchonRamie said:

Leopard seal vs. Xanax Chimp. Who ya got!?

On land, the chimp. In the water, the seal. However, have them battle in free-fall, and it's anybody's game! 

Well, a seal doesn't use it's hands/flippers to fight. It's 15 feet long, and has a head the size of a chimp's arm. They eat smaller seals on a regular basis.

I'm taking the leopard seal in all counts because they jump onto ice to grab animals all the time, including humans and sled dogs. 

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200709/r176153_670480.jpg

and http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/08/0806_030806_sealkiller.html

"Leopard seals are potentially highly dangerous towards humans, but attacks are rarely reported.[8] Examples of aggressive behavior, stalking and attacks have been documented,[9] notable incidents include:

* A large leopard seal attacked Thomas Orde-Lees (1877 – 1958), a member of Sir Ernest Shackleton's Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition of 1914–1917 when the expedition were camping on the sea ice.[8] A large "sea leopard" of approximately 12 feet long and 1,100 pounds chased Orde-Lees on the ice. He was only saved when another member of the expedition shot the animal.

* In 1985, Scottish explorer Gareth Wood was bitten twice on the leg when a leopard seal tried to drag him off the ice and into the sea. His companions managed to save him by repeatedly kicking the animal in the head with the spiked crampons on their boots.[8][9]"

not to mention they purposefully attack pontoons on inflatable boats. . . Sadistic mass murders of the animal kingdom they are. 

These are some incredible photos. wow. 

chonas said:

"Leopard seals are potentially highly dangerous towards humans, but attacks are rarely reported.[8] Examples of aggressive behavior, stalking and attacks have been documented

cause when you get attacked by one of these fuckers, you are fucking dead! 

That was the coolest thing I've seen on Fazed since Sonseed. 

wasnt that guy just on NPR