WTF
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Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball, but that's not right, not in real life. You will fall down and break a leg. Anybody wanna see me break an egg? Well I don't, but I like fried rice and I aint got lice. Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice! That ain't nice. Four for the cookie I only touch it twice.